Canine Reply to President Bush' 2008 State of the Union Speech
Delivered by Waldo in his native Golden Reriever
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Woof woof woof arf woof woof woof growl growl woof arf arf growl ( Shakes microphone and breaks it)
The remainder of Waldo's Speak was Inaudible.....